What Will Slime Molds Do Next?
First, it turns out that these brainless creatures can think.
The slime molds are also able to get hired by governments as consultants.
The latest news is that they run farms.
The future course of events is clear. The slim molds will use their debating skills and government contacts to get price-support bills passed. If we see an apparently brainless blog start to argue persuasively but fallaciously in favor of farm price supports, we'll know what happened.