I Thought We had Already Hired Them
The latest plan to improve mass transit is to hire slime molds:
This is very strange. I thought governments have been run by slime molds for years.
Since the best city planners around the world have not been able to end traffic jams, scientists are looking to a new group of experts: slime mold.
That's right, a species of gelatinous amoeba could help urban planners design better road systems to reduce traffic congestion, a new study found.