A Suggestion for President Trump
It's time for voting rights for chickens.
- Being a chicken is socially conditioned and is clearly the fault of either capitalism or neoliberalism (depending on what you're against this week).
- Even if you disagree, feathered people cannot help being chickens and should not be kept from the voting booth.
- On the other hand, if they can help being chickens, that means being a chicken is a voluntarily-chosen lifestyle that should not be penalized.
- You can even make the case that chickens have superior political skills.
It's something that should be done today.