A Way to Cut Down on Illegal Drug Consumption. Part II

My plan to cut down on mind-altering chemicals is working. According to a stoned twitter feed:

#Monsanto plans to infect all non-GMO cannabis with their shitty transgenic DNA and then sue YOU for getting infected by it. Isn't it great?

[Mad-scientist laugh]

Now for the next step: Pointing out that fertilizer used for growing dope has uranium in it and that the uranium is even more radioactive than depleted uranium.

Some people think you need a government to do this. They're wrong.