More on Those Yiddish Curses

There appear to be some new entries in the Yiddish curses for Republican Jews. One of them is the following:

May your only “grandchildren” be cats, and may you be allergic, but may your pharmacist legally refuse to refill your Allegra prescription because it's manufactured by the same company that makes the abortion drug.

I suspect that an all-feline set of grandchildren will be more likely among people who take the following two curses seriously:

May G-d give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your fat lump Rebecca.

or

May your state outlaw the morning-after pill the day before your daughter comes home from the NFTY convention.