Am I in the Onion World?
First, I read:
WE ARE EVERYWHERE!
As a rising star in Hungary's far-right Jobbik Party, Csanad Szegedi was notorious for his incendiary comments on Jews: He accused them of "buying up" the country, railed about the "Jewishness" of the political elite and claimed Jews were desecrating national symbols.
Then came a revelation that knocked him off his perch as ultra-nationalist standard-bearer: Szegedi himself is a Jew.
Next, I read:
Americans demand Canadian-free shopping at CostcoBLAME CANADA!