At Long Last

At long last, they have actually found a conservative who was dumb enough to support school vouchers (more accurately described as compensating parents for paying for their children's education twice) only because of a belief that it could be limited to Christians.

I suppose they will next find an actual teenager who, as a result of a lack of sex education, didn't know where babies come from. They might even find the mythical alcoholic who condemned pot while drunk.