Precisely Right!

In an attempt at a snarky comment, someone at Fark said:

Top conservatives want to repeal all of Obamacare, even the parts that regular GOPers and Teabaggers support. You see, Obamacare is kind of like the One Ring, and if you use it for good it will twist your actions to Obama's purpose

Yep.

Please note that the supposedly-good parts of this alleged reform (e.g., the ban on discrimination against people with pre-existing conditions) only make sense when combined with the evil parts (e.g., the individual mandate).