This Must Have Been One of the Mouse–Human Hybrids

A mouse in Taiwan roared (seen via TJIC):

A mouse bit a venomous viper to death after it was thrown into the snake's cage as a lunchtime snack.

The tiny rodent killed the snake after a fierce 30-minute battle, emerging with "barely a scratch on him", according to on person who saw the fight.

I supposed that mouse was one of the mouse–human hybrids that future Senator O'Donnell was worried about.

The Jindal administration will appoint the mouse Secretary of Defense. We'll have to get on their good side.