Legalize the Immigrants; Deport the Principal
In case you're wondering if I will defend the high-school students who were sent home for wearing American flag shirts on Cinco de Mayo (I will) and if that means I've changed my mind on open borders (I haven't) all I have to say is: Legalize the immigrants; deport the principal.
Without the nutty administrators, the immigrants are harmless. Without the immigrants, the administrators will be nuts about something else.
The only problem with deporting administrators is that we might not have an extradition treaty with Cloud Cuckoo Land.