Leftists Don't Always Read Their Own Classics

At AlterNet, there's a horrified accusation that Koch Industries, the supposed puppet master behind the Tea Party demonstrations, got money from Communists. In related news, there are leftists who haven't read Major Barbara by George Bernard Shaw.

By the way, if Tea Parties getting money from Koch Industries means they're puppets of Koch and if Koch Industries got money from Communists, does that mean the Tea parties are actually left-wing?

Addendum: There's additional evidence that Tea Parties are left-wing. Apparently, one of the people involved is a bald guy with a beard, just like Lenin!

Wait a moment… I'm a bald guy with a beard…