Don't Have a Cow Man!

The latest dastardly Israeli activity has been invasion by cow:

Israeli cows guided by Israeli shepherds have been crossing the border in an act southerners are condemning as a violation of the country's sovereignty, especially since the cattle is being protected by the Israeli Army. The bovine "incursions" have even provoked Lebanese dogs that have now made it their mission to make the cows return where they came from.

The Other Side is going to milk this for all its worth. On the other hand, our honor is at steak!