Giant Oxymorons Invade Internet

Peter Thiel has been called “oxymoronically gay.” Would it make sense to call a left-wing tycoon “oxymoronically rich”? For that matter, would it make sense to call a supposed rationalist who uses phrases such as “oxymoronically gay” as “oxymoronically prone to unwarranted assumptions”?

Credit: The subject line comes from “Seven Scenes from the Ultimate Monster Movie” by Robert R. Chase.