Incident at Whole Foods

I got this second hand (and you're getting it third hand) but it's too good not to share.

Two clerks were talking to a customer. One of them said, “Whenever an organic food touches something inorganic, it also becomes inorganic.” The other clerk burst out laughing and then apologized saying that the laughter just came out.

I suppose there are similar scenes at the cafeteria where Google employees can eat “chemical-free” food (earlier discussed here.