Will Ben Stein Move to Switzerland?

After all, if you can blame Darwinism for Hitler, you can blame vegetarianism just as well. That's clearly because of Nazi disregard of vegetable rights. So … now that vegetable rights are getting official recognition in Switzerland:

You just knew it was coming: At the request of the Swiss government, an ethics panel has weighed in on the "dignity" of plants and opined that the arbitrary killing of flora is morally wrong. This is no hoax. The concept of what could be called "plant rights" is being seriously debated.