Curious News about Aliza Shvarts

I submitted her steaming load of organic fertilizer to The Gender Genie and got the following results:

Words: 746

(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

Female Score: 472
Male Score: 1370

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

Hmmmm…

By the way, is there a Bullbleep Genie that can test how malodorous a writing sample is? I'm reminded of the Robert Klein monologue in which he submitted a jargon-laden college paper and received back “C+ and get a bigger shovel.”

As for what body parts were “meant” to do, after a generation or two of behavior like this (I doubt it will last longer), we won't have to worry about it any more. After all, everybody is descended from fetuses who weren't aborted and most people in the future will be descended from fetuses who could have been legally aborted but weren't.