I'm Almost Tempted to Become a Liberal

The proverbial liberal wimps are trying to ban bullying playgound games. This is almost enough to turn me into a liberal … except the same people are also reponsible for eviscerating chemistry sets and they're going after spelling bees and standardized tests.

We nerds shouldn't think “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Those people are the enemies of both jocks and nerds.