Organic Rice Krispies?

I can just imagine Snap, Crackle, and Pop at a sit-in.

I wasn't planning to buy any but anything that can make Mark Morford froth at the mouth is worth considering:

That's when I heard it. The plaintive wail, the sigh, the crack and the moan and the whimper, like a tree shooting itself in the head. It was the final death knell of the "true" organic movement, breathing its last.

On the other hand, it's not enough to kill environmentalism, we must put a stake through its heart.