Fetus, Incorporated?

While looking for other people's comments on J. D. Hayworth and Jonathan Tratt (earlier comments here and here), I found the following non-sequitur in a troll's comments at Jews for Life:

Wow. And I thought the crazy left were supposed to be the conspiracy theorists. I guess there's plenty of conspiracy to go around. Thank you for keeping me apprised of how things are spinning on the right fringe.

Best, An Immoral Liberal Reader (immoral by default, right? because the Lord protects those who fight for the rights of major corporations.

I never realized fetuses were major corporations. How are fetal stocks doing nowadays? What's the return on investment? Will it soon be the Dow-Jones-Embryo Average?