Al-Qaida's Latest Threat
Addendum: There's an alternative explanation. They might be planning a lame attack on something symbolic of Menace. For example, they might set off a firecracker in front of a nuclear power plant or throw an apple sprayed with Alar in a city reservoir.
Addendum II: I've got it! They're trying to provoke bloggers into coming up with terrorist ideas. We can foil them by coming up with the most insane, unworkable ideas possible. These schemes are not only pro-mouse but based on real research.