I, for One, Welcome Our New Alien Overlords!

Back Off Government and Moonbattery are critical of Paul Hellyer for, not only being out of his tiny little mind, but also for siding with the extraterrestrials. I disagree. There are reason for siding with the ETs.

First, any resistance movement is likely to resemble the PLO, Hamas, or Al Qaeda. Second, loyalty to Earth sounds entirely too environmentalist. Third, the prophet Jeremiah has assured us that really evil ETs couldn't be that dangerous.

Addendum: I just remembered my earlier proof that the Amalekites are extraterrestrials. Hmmm… Maybe Hamas is needed after all …

Another addendum: The title is a paraphrase of a Simpsons quote: “And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”