There Is a WikiConstitution

I'm sure the people at The Onion thought Congress Abandons WikiConstitution was far-fetched satire. On the other hand, “WikiConstitution” is an ideal description of what the courts have done with the Constitution. I'm wating for the following to happen:

Congress intends to restore the Constitution to its pre-Wiki format as soon as an unadulterated copy of the document can be found.