This Might Apply to Me
2. Michelle Malkin - Far-right affirmative action hire who is so bigoted she'd arrest herself for trying to cross a border.Speaking as a bearded man, I've been tempted to search my own backpack while boarding a bus.
By the way, why haven't I been searched for the past week? Some people aren't doing their jobs!
Addendum: Maybe this is why I don't have to be searched.