An Alfred Hitchcock Moment
Recently, while walking from my office to the local bus stop, I sometimes find myself surrounded by a flock of pigeons. They follow me until I cross the street. Very odd.
I suspect I resemble one of the local pigeon feeders. So if I see another fat man with a beard distributing bread crumbs around there I won't be astonished.
Clarification: At this time of year, I should specify that I don't wear red suits and my beard is not yet white.