My Cat Is Planning to Register Republican …

… now that the Democrats have adopted a Pro-Puppy Platform:

The new platform eschews all attempts at walking the line on potentially controversial issues, and instead attempts to connect with what Democrats suggest are a set of "values all Americans can agree upon." This includes, and indeed is entirely limited to, a broad statement of support for "puppies, rainbows, and flowers."

On the other hand, that's clearly due to her racist prejudices against dogs.