It's about Time This happened

Acording to the dead-tree edition of the March 29, 2004 issue of The Weekly World News, a Million Nerd March is planned for June 5. Will you be there?

UPDATE: There are a few shocking inaccuracies in the article. They call nerds “98-pound weaklings.” This is utter nonsense. Most nerds are much fatter than that.

ANOTHER UPDATE: There's another Million Nerd March planned … this one is a bit more plausible.