God Hates Potatoes!

Acording to Talmud Purim. in addition to shrimp, God hates potatoes!

We can see the evil Godless nature of potatoes by analyzing the real reason for the kosher laws. Kosher animals (cattle, sheep, goats) tend to be grassland animals whereas pigs are forest animals and camels are desert animals. The intent is clearly to provide an incentive for people to maintain a grassland ecosystem and prevent it from turning into anything else. Obviously, God created humanity to be the servants of grass. Further evidence is supplied by the fact that humans evolved on grasslands so God's plan started a long time ago.

Potatoes interfere with the Grass Takeover of the Earth by giving humans a high-calorie non-grass crop. God gave us a warning not to eat potatoes by not mentioning them in the Bible and by making them a close relative of deadly nightshade.

POTATO EATERS ARE BLASPHEMERS. ALL POTATO EATERS MUST BE BOILED IN OIL!

Failing that, all potatoes must be boiled in oil…