Vegetable Rights, Continued

ScrappleFace reports on the right of household pets to contribute to political campaigns:

Mr. McAuliffe said that since Howard Dean's so-called "I Have a Scream" speech in Iowa, the DNC has been deluged with requests from family pets who want to contribute money to the Dean campaign.

"Apparently there was something in that speech which resonated with dogs in particular," he said. "The Bassett Hound and Dalmatian donations have been pouring in."

This animal chauvinism cannot be tolerated. It's time to defend the right of house plants to get involved in politics.