Did the U.S. Treat Saddam “Like a Cow”?

According to Cardinal Renato Martino, head of the Vatican's Trendy Cliches Department, the U.S. treated Saddam “like a cow.”

That's a load of bull. Sure we're going to milk as much information out of him as possible but that's no reason to have a beef with us.

I wouldn't steer you wrong. After all, our honor is at steak!