Give this Man a Medal!

Recently, Abe Greehouse threw a pie in the face of Natan Sharansky (discussed on Little Green Footballs and Kesher Talk). He should be given a medal for that.

If Israel followed Arab standards (the response to humiliation should be sending out exploding idiots), they would blow up the entire Greenhouse family. The lack of such response demonstrated how trivial humiliation is. In gratitude for that, we should reward Abe Greenhouse by giving him a medal…

… followed by a boot in the head, a poke in the eye, and a pie in the face.