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Saturday, January 17, 2004

People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables

In my earlier post on vegetable rights, I somehow neglected to mention a classic on the topic:

Members of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) clashed today. Protests started peacefully with members of PETA throwing fake animal blood made from maple syrup and carrot juice at the PETV protesters while the PETV protesters were throwing fake maple syrup and carrot juice made from blood at the PETA people.

Later the PETA and PETV members started throwing rocks at each other. At this point members of PETM (People for the Ethical Treatment of Minerals) entered the fight but they were quickly overwhelmed because they were throwing ham sandwiches with mustard and tomatoes.

Come to think of it, I had already blogged on how humans resemble plants.

UPDATE: We must not forget People for the Ethical Treatment of Pumpkins.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Zev Sero emailed a link to Carrot Juice Is Murder.


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