A Suggestion for President Trump

It's time for voting rights for chickens.

• Being a chicken is socially conditioned and is clearly the fault of either capitalism or neoliberalism (depending on what you're against this week).
• Even if you disagree, feathered people cannot help being chickens and should not be kept from the voting booth.
• On the other hand, if they can help being chickens, that means being a chicken is a voluntarily-chosen lifestyle that should not be penalized.
• You can even make the case that chickens have superior political skills.

Besides, this will help the Republicans. According to the latest research, conservative politicians are more attractive and chickens prefer more attractive humans. If you put those together, it is easy to see that voting rights for chickens will make the Republicans win in a landslide.

It's something that should be done today.