Thursday, June 11, 2015

A Unified Paranoid Theory

It should be completely obvious that GMO foods were developed by H1B-visa holders working for Monsanto (bankrolled by a consortium consisting of the Elders of Zion and renegade Objectivist extraterrestrials from Zeta Reticuli) using a template developed by the Freemasons (you can find it encoded in the Washington DC street plan) in order to produce a vaccine (but only when grown using radioactive fertilizer) that would both prevent circumcisions from being reversed and produce antibodies to medical marijuana.

3 comments:

  1. You left out the involvement of the Rothschilds and the Illuminati.

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  2. I thought the Rothschilds were life members of the Elders of Zion and that the Illuminati were the top management of the Freemasons.

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  3. Ahh, my bad. You're right.

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